Nobody Knows You’re a Dog On Twitter

Unless you tell them…

Here’s a few dogs on twitter and funny things they say:

I may be under 30 lbs. but I can take up the whole couch or bed. I defy the laws of physics! -@bigbravebeagle

No, no! Bras are NOT toys. And you must never (ever) chew on them. They are expensive and you will get yelled at!- also @bigbravebeagle

My dogs took one look at the rain poring down this morning and decided the didn’t need to pee that bad yet.- @oregontails

My idea of downward dog is napping on the porch. -@zeekstbernard